There's a thin line between love and hate...

I am having a love-hate relationship issues like a mug...

I love...
the way Judge Sonia Sotomayor speaks. She carefully chooses her words EVERY TIME she responds to those Senators' questions. It's almost like she is purposefully slowwwws dowwwwn her comments so as to shut her naysayers the FU, not allowing them to twist her words as they did when she made her "wise Latina" comment. I love her gangsta.

I hate...
Senator Lindsey Graham. He spoke to Ms. Sotomayor today as if she were a child on the short yellow bus. He was very condescending and I found it insulting that he felt the need to tell her what she should and should not do and what she should and should not think about. He is a jackarse. Personally, I need all Republicans from the state of South Carolina to FALL BACK. Especially since today I learned that while Governor Sanford was in Argentina getting his freak on with his soulmate, he ignored FIFTEEN phone calls from his Chief of Staff! WTF?!?! STFU and stay in your lane until your state can win back some respect.


I love...
Michael Jackson. Y'all KNOW I DO!!! He was an absolutely amazing talent and his music WILL live on forever. This may sound weird but I feel like a piece of me died right along with him. As a matter of fact, I don't know too many mega fans who don't feel this way too. RIP Michael Joseph Jackson.


I hate...
the fact that Debbie Rowe reportedly just settled for $4M to drop the custody battle against MJ's mama, Katherine. Really, I don't think she ever had a chance to win that battle but I can kinda sorta understand why Katherine backpedaled. She is getting too up in age to be going to the courthouse e'eryday amid reporters, paparazzi and the like. Even if this turns out to be untrue, the fact of the matter is that D. Rowe is looking to benefit from this in SOME way. Why else would her name be in the headlines every freaking day? EFF YOU DEBBIE ROWE! There is a special spot in hell waiting for you.

I love...
that Sarah Palin is in the news again. She's my she-ro! NOT! But, she IS very entertaining to say the least.


I hate...
that Sarah Palin is in the news again giving female politicians a bad name. What is this I'm hearing about her flip-flopping on the issues again? This is what happens when you allow other people to write and think for you. She supported the proposed cap and trade plan during the vice presidential debate, but today is quoted in the Washington Post as being all out against it! She's so dumb. Dag nabbit, she has BRICKS for BRAINS! Yeah, I said it

I love...
how shiznitty the GOP is looking these days. Between Dick Cheney's secret missions with the CIA, Senator John Ensign admitting through his lawyer that his parents had written a series of checks totaling nearly $100K to his former lover, her husband and her two children and Governor Sanford clearly being off his meds with that "soulmate" remark AMONGST OTHER THINGS, the party looks and sounds as dumb as John McCain did the night he referred to President Obama as "THAT ONE".

I hate...
MICHAEL STEELE. He's gonna bring "the fried chicken and potato salad" to the party when he attempts to "woo" more Blacks to join the GOP. This statement was made AFTER someone in the background shouted, "I'll bring the collard greens!" If y'all don't believe me just check it out for yourselves. I couldn't make this up if I tried. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2DJpcIu5cY&feature=player_embedded

Totally random...
I love...
my mother. Lord knows I do. BUT...

I hate...
that I have become her. ALL YOU LADIES OUT THERE KNOW EXAAAAACTLY what I'm talking about.


Thanks for reading my semi-daily diatribes. I sure do appreciate ya! Make today a great one people!!!

Random Thoughts 7/9/09

Ok so if there is anyone that CLAIMS they know me, they know that I generally have a series of random thoughts going on in this head of mine. Sometimes it's just too much for me so I choose to express them when I feel necessary whether you want to hear them or not. LOL Seriously, there is never a dull moment in my mind. The wheels are always turning. At least we know my mind is hardly ever idle. Hahaha!

Today's random thoughts have a whole lot to do with things that are going on in the news. I was once quoted within the last few weeks as saying that "Summer TV suuuuuucks." Well, I'd like to retract that statement because as of late, there is a whoooooole lot to watch. I've been popping popcorn every night and sitting in front of the TV like they've been playing a Coming to America or The Color Purple Marathon.

Here goes...

1. Marion Barry... SMDH... WHAT can I say about him? All i wanna know is whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy there is a newspaper in circulation that features the headline..."You put me out in Denver 'cause I wouldn't suck your d&$k". Oh Em Geeeeeeee... NEED I SAY MORE? I'm gon' leave that one alone and let you read and hear the voicemails for yourself. Visit http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/display.php?id=37514 HAPPY READING!


2. Debbie Rowe needs to row, row, row her arse out of family court. Chick, you are NOT the MOTHER in the eyes of MJ's children. You CARRIED them, but you did not MOTHER them. There is a CLEAR difference between the two. And what is this that I'm hearing about the eggs not even belonging to her? WHAT IN THEEEEE WORRRRRRLD?!?!? She is a money-grubbing broke chick who signed papers that gave up any parental rights to those kids. Debbie Rowe, I'm gonna need you to ShutTFU and SitTFDown. There's only one thing I can't stand more than stupid people... Attention-seeking people.


3. Which takes me to our next idiot, Sarah Palin. Boy oh boy am I everrrrrrrr waiting for the shoe to drop! What does this chick have up her sleeve? And can someone tell her that if she is going to have a press conference, that it should be conducted INDOORS so we can do without hearing the geese mating calls in the background??? Then again, I could appreciate the geese drowning out that chick's inarticulate psycho babble.

Exhibit A: "well, in response to asking: "Want me to make a positive difference and fight for ALL our children's future from OUTSIDE the Governor's office?" It was four "yes's" and one "hell yeah!" The "hell yeah" sealed it - and someday I'll talk about the details of that..."
Uhhhh, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!? This same woman wants to run for president of the United States? Yeah OK.

Exhibit B: "Um, by the way, sure wish folks could ever, ever understand that we ALL could learn so much from someone like Trig - I know he needs me, but I need him even more... what a child can offer to set priorities RIGHT - that time is precious... the world needs more "Trigs", not fewer."
Uhhhh, WHAAAAAT?!?!? So now the world needs more people with Down Syndrome? Really, what is this woman talking about?

I'm gonna need Sarah Palin to come out and say what it is she really wants to say but just doesn't have the heart to do so. "I'm seeing GREEEEEN, snitches!" Screw this government job and SCREW Alaska! I'm taking this monkey show on the road!!! Btw, after her announcement, the number of fans on her FB page increased by 30,000 in a matter of a day. She's entertaining to say the least.


4. Steve McNair... Ok, not so much Steve but that dumb young chick he was seeing that ultimately took him and herself out. Then again, in the profound words of TLC, "Oh yes, son, I'm talking to you." Not to speak ill of the dead but Steve exercised poor judgment in dealing with a chick damn near half his age. Some 30 year old jumpoffs don't know how to stay in their lane. What the hayale would make anyone think a 20 year old could? This chick took him out because she thought he was "cheating" on her with another jumpoff. Ok not that I condone "jumpoffism", BUT I'm gonna need all women who seem to be OK with playing this part to take JumpOff 101 or at some other institutions it may be referred to as Sideline Ho 101.

First lesson in Jumpoffism is that you STAY YOUR ARSE in the lane labeled JUMPOFF or SIDELINE HO. If you are a jumpoff, guess what? you're probably NOT the only one dude is jumping off with. STAY IN YOUR LANE. If he cosigns for or buys you a ride, do not take this to mean that he is leaving his WIFE for you. Take it as payment to keep your arse quiet. Keep your mouth shut and, say it with me people... STAY IN YOUR LANE. Now I have NEVER subscribed to being a jumpoff, but I tell ya what... IF YOU KNOWWWWWWWW THAT YOU ARE THE SIDELINE HO, you need to fall back and be the best sideline ho you can be. We all can stand to be the best at what we do. Why expect anything less from a jumpoff?


5. So I was thinking, why do some people (read MEN) think it's okay to talk shiznit about their spouses? LOL Last night I was at the gym and there was a dude, let's just call him Johnny, talking so much STUFF about his home life. "Oh my wife isn't happy unless I'm unhappy..." "Oh, why should I open doors for you women? Women's lib exed that out years ago." "Oh, my wife knows that when I get home all she needs to have for me is the remote somewhere that I can find it and juice in the fridge." WHAT IN THEEEEE WORRRRRLD?!?!?!

Now, I personally have a problem with this because if I should EVER meet or see his wife in person, I may feel the need to straight up look at her like she is BooBoo the Fool for marrying this clown. I straight up told him, "Dude, you are a jackass and God bless the woman that had three kids for you and puts up with your BS." Truth be told, he's probably a punk arse at home and most likely got his arse in check. The only way he feels mannish again is when he comes to the gym and talks crap. LOL


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Ok, enough about that.


Well folks, this is all I have to say for today. I'll be sure to come back and load all my random thoughts off on you. Now you'll have something to think about. LOL