Hey people! It's that time again and it's looooonnnnnng overdue. Here goes my first Random Thoughts Note for the month of October. Did you miss me last month? I missed you back! There is a lot for me to catch up on and I know I'm maaaaad late with some of it, but here goes anyway...
1. WTF is up with the private security guard dudes in Kabul?!?!? REALLY?!?!? Is this what we are supposed to expect to take place in a war zone??? I mean this wouldn't be acceptable even if we weren't at war. My issue is that half of the men are married and somehow thought it was a good idea to pour vodka down each others' backs and drink it from the cracks of each others' arses. Say WHAT?!?!? What pisses me off even more than this crazy bacchanalian behavior is that OUR TAX MONEY is paying for this crap. If you don't believe me, take a look at it yourself... Ugh...
http://abcnews.go.com/Blot
2. Ok, I've gotta beef with my fellas for just one minute. Yes, I know, just call me Neek the Male Basher. If I didn't love y'all so much, I wouldn't mention it. Is it really too much for women to expect you to be more detailed? It's like the word "detail" is not part of your vocabulary. Can you guys make a pact to at least TRY to incorporate DETAILS in your daily living at least ONCE in 2010? Y'all got 3 months to prepare yourself for this seemingly insurmountable task. Y'all can start by doing it ONCE a year and then maybe gradually move into once a month and on the highest end of the expectations scale, bi-weekly??? Then again, I guess you guys trying to be detailed would make y'all women and not the wonderful men you are. Okay, nix this idea. Carry on.
3. Rush Limbaugh is a DOUCHE.
4. Glenn Beck... REALLY?!?!? Now you KNOW he is something special when some of the people in his own party are looking at him like he's smoking crack. Yeah Glenn, we're gonna keep our kids at home and allow educational neglect to take place so that our president doesn't brainwash our kids with his socialist agenda. STFU and go kick rocks, DUMMY.
5. Are Republicans really Christian??? Ionno.................. I'M....JUST....SAYING.....
6. Ok, I know I said I only had to beef with you fellas for one minute, but I lied. LOL Too many of y'all are either real sloppy or don't give a rat's arse that your woman can see you clearly, openly and obviously checking out other women while you are with them. Is this what's hot in the streets now? Word. Where the heck have I been? I guess I've lived on Planet Naive for most of my adult life because last time I checked discretion was a good skill to practice. That thing boils my blood. I suppose getting looked at can be considered a compliment but is it THAT serious that you need to do it and daggone near catch whiplash when you are with another woman? T&A is NOT that serious. Or maybe for y'all it is. As I've said before... Fellas please do not hold me responsible when your lady hauls off and slaps your monkey arse for being so rude.
7. Did I mention that Rush Limbaugh was a douche? Oh, OK, just checking.
8. I'm so not a Yankees fan but at this point I'd rather see them take it all than anyone else, especially my Mets' rivals, the Sillies. Looks like A-Rod may actually have a chance at breaking his postseason curse. But then again, it ain't over til it's over and who knows how much HGH is involved especially while he was recuperating from his injury. We'll soon see if he's IN THE CLEAR.
Ok. I'm done with my rant................... FOR NOW...
