Woww... Because I took a vow not to curse today, I really cannot say how I feel. When I figure out what to say without getting ignorant, I'll be back. I'm still roiling with anger that she told a grown man to "pipe down". Who the heck do you think you are? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?!?! Ugh...
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Friday, October 24, 2008
Whose Azz Did He Kiss??
Can somebody tell me how DL Hughley got his own show on CNN?!?!? What the...
And is it just me or does DL sound a little "How you doin'?" He has a few too many lisps hanging off the ends of his words. Hmmm... Maybe DL is on the DL...
And is it just me or does DL sound a little "How you doin'?" He has a few too many lisps hanging off the ends of his words. Hmmm... Maybe DL is on the DL...
Let Me Tell You Why I'm Mad
Seriously, I'd be here ALLLLL emeffin' day if I listed the reasons for my anger. WTF is going on? For real though, I NEED November 4th to hurry up and get here already.
Can somebody tell me why Sarah Palin STILL does not know what the hayale the vice president does? It is this str8 f&%kery that makes my blood boil. For Pete's sake, I could've been John McCain's running mate if the requirement was to look good in a suit. The difference between she and I though is that I can do the damn thing in Tahari and Jones New York without spending a gazillion-fafillion dollars on St. John's and Valentino. Oh and, "not to toot my own horn", I'M SMART AND KNOW HOW TO READ Article 1 Section 3 of the Constitution of the United States.
Here's your girl... and can someone PLEASE tell me WHY she has on a knock-off Thriller jacket? You're trying to be the VP, biatch, NOT the next Caribou Idol. Crackhead.
I'm trying my best not to call this chick "out her name" but ummm, errr, ahhh, she makes it soooooo hard for me! Chick... The Vice President of the United States is the first person in the presidential line of succession, becoming the new President of the United States upon the death, resignation, or removal of the president, should he or she accept the position. As designated by the Constitution of the United States, the vice president also serves as the President of the Senate, and may break tie votes in that chamber. He or she may be assigned additional duties by the president but, as the Constitution assigns no executive powers to the vice president, in performing such duties he or she acts only as an agent of the president.
I've expected waaaay too much from her. As a former teacher, I'd expect my students to find out the right answer after getting the question wrong sooo many times. Seriously...who the f%#k am I kidding? It only took this woman 7 years to complete a 4 year degree. *SIGH*
Can somebody tell me why Sarah Palin STILL does not know what the hayale the vice president does? It is this str8 f&%kery that makes my blood boil. For Pete's sake, I could've been John McCain's running mate if the requirement was to look good in a suit. The difference between she and I though is that I can do the damn thing in Tahari and Jones New York without spending a gazillion-fafillion dollars on St. John's and Valentino. Oh and, "not to toot my own horn", I'M SMART AND KNOW HOW TO READ Article 1 Section 3 of the Constitution of the United States.
Here's your girl... and can someone PLEASE tell me WHY she has on a knock-off Thriller jacket? You're trying to be the VP, biatch, NOT the next Caribou Idol. Crackhead.
I'm trying my best not to call this chick "out her name" but ummm, errr, ahhh, she makes it soooooo hard for me! Chick... The Vice President of the United States is the first person in the presidential line of succession, becoming the new President of the United States upon the death, resignation, or removal of the president, should he or she accept the position. As designated by the Constitution of the United States, the vice president also serves as the President of the Senate, and may break tie votes in that chamber. He or she may be assigned additional duties by the president but, as the Constitution assigns no executive powers to the vice president, in performing such duties he or she acts only as an agent of the president.
I've expected waaaay too much from her. As a former teacher, I'd expect my students to find out the right answer after getting the question wrong sooo many times. Seriously...who the f%#k am I kidding? It only took this woman 7 years to complete a 4 year degree. *SIGH*
Saturday, October 04, 2008
If I Were Katie Couric...
This is how last week's series of interviews would have unfolded:
TalentUnltd: You’ve cited Alaska’s proximity to Russia as part of your foreign policy experience. What did you mean by that?
Palin:We have trade missions back and forth, we do. It’s very important when you consider even national security issues with Russia. As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where do they go? It’s Alaska. It’s just right over the border. It is from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right there, they are right next to our state.
TalentUnltd: (Eyebrows furrow) So basically, you are equating your foreign policy experience to that of someone who lives in Michigan and can drive across a bridge and be in Canada. So does that make every Michigander an expert in foreign policy, should they have to negotiate with the Royal Canadian Mounted Police? I'm just sayin'...
To be continued... (Ya'll know this interview is "gonna" have vast variety of parts... I'll get back to YA!!
TalentUnltd: You’ve cited Alaska’s proximity to Russia as part of your foreign policy experience. What did you mean by that?
Sarah Palin: That Alaska has a very narrow maritime border between a foreign country, Russia, and, on our other side, the land-boundary that we have with Canada. It’s funny that a comment like that was kinda made to … I don’t know, you know … reporters.
TalentUnltd: Ummm, I KNOWWW you're not expecting me to finish your d@&n sentence. You did after all, attend SIX colleges. You should have a vast variety of vocabulary to complete your statement. But if I must... Mocked?
Palin: Yeah, mocked, I guess that’s the word, yeah.
TalentUnltd: Well, explain to me why that enhances your foreign-policy credentials.
Palin:Well, it certainly does, because our, our next-door neighbors are foreign countries, there in the state that I am the executive of. And there…
TalentUnltd: (Visibly getting impatient) Have you ever been involved in any negotiations, for example, with the Russians?Palin:We have trade missions back and forth, we do. It’s very important when you consider even national security issues with Russia. As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where do they go? It’s Alaska. It’s just right over the border. It is from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right there, they are right next to our state.
TalentUnltd: (Eyebrows furrow) So basically, you are equating your foreign policy experience to that of someone who lives in Michigan and can drive across a bridge and be in Canada. So does that make every Michigander an expert in foreign policy, should they have to negotiate with the Royal Canadian Mounted Police? I'm just sayin'...
To be continued... (Ya'll know this interview is "gonna" have vast variety of parts... I'll get back to YA!!
Palin's Tax Return Mystery: Where Are The Per Diems?
The Palins reported taxable income in 2007 of $166,080, consisting largely of Palin's salary as governor. The couple paid $24,738 in taxes, at a tax rate of around 15 percent. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?! This chick makes 2x as much as most people I know if not more, and she pays 50% less in taxes than I do. But, she still calls herself and Todd, Joe Six-Pack (a drunkard) and Hockey Mom, regular middle class folks. What??? I'm confused. Then she didn't claim her per diem money? How the heck did they file their taxes? Maybe her GED husband use the H&R Block Turbo Tax program. This is some straight BS.
Read the Article at HuffingtonPost
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