Random Thoughts 8/6/09

Ok so it's been a minute since I've shared my last set of random thoughts but that doesn't mean I haven't had any over the past couple of weeks. So here goes...

1. Yo, I'm soooooo not mad at the kids in the street making their money off of Poland Spring. When they sell an entire case of 24, they profit 600%. Now how's THAT for entrepreneurship? Now if they could only figure out a way to bottle their own water kinda like Dasani and Aquafina do with the city's tap water, they'd be RICH!!! As long as they don't go out like the little buggers in Slumdog Millionaire when they were refilling plastic water bottles with dirty tap water and gluing the tops on, I'd support their efforts!

2. Ok, as if sagging pants are not bad enough... I completely DRAW THE LINE when I see a fool pushing 40 with his arse completely out. Exactly WHAT are you advertising? Your dingy drawls? I mean, COME ON. Act like you have some sense about you and pull them thangs up! I swear I wish sagging pants were against the law. Maybe this world would be a better place or at least my excessive eye-rolling could come to a halt. Ugh...

3. I love Barack but dag nabbit, I'm gonna need him and his people to stop flooding my inbox. For the love of God, I still feel like I am working on his campaign. Yes, I DID volunteer my time by phonebanking and donating several times to his campaign. At this point, I think it's about time I got started on my own political career. What say you? Neek for Councilwoman in 2011? Nah, I'm good.

4. Speaking of Barack, let's talk about health care. Health care NEEDS to be reformed in this country. Period. End of story. These insurance companies are getting away with too daggone much for them not to be regulated in some fashion. Now I haven't read through the entire 1000 page plan but I tell you what, I'm not 100% for everything that I have seen in it so far. Let's keep it real though. The Constitution ain't all that foolproof neither. I believe slavery is still legal. (Yeah, y'all might wanna read up on that.) But I gotta recognize that sometimes we've gotta take the good with the bad. I am pro-CHOICE but personally do not believe that we should pay for women's abortions unless in cases of some type of health complication, rape or incest. Let's face it. There are some women out there that use abortion as birth control and I don't think my tax dollars should support that. If you're out there getting it in, protect yourself from unwanted pregnancies BEFORE you get pregnant or just stop getting it in. Otherwise, pay for that joint your daggone self!

5. Does T.O. have any friends that he does not have to pay to be his friend?

6. Did Run's son Jojo really stop smoking weed or did he just get better at being discreet about it?

7. What is really good with Tiny? Why is she so unfortunate looking? And why does she sound like that?

8. Why are so many people complaining about their jobs??? I was at the Tow Pound a few weeks ago and the guy that allows you onto the paddy wagon to ride around the lot to locate your car was complaining about having to leave his wife and kids home while he worked there from 8pm to 4am. I told his little 5'5" arse to shut it up because NOBODY in here wants to hear about your WORK WOES when 1. Everybody in here just became $250 poorer and 2. Some of these same people are like Tommy from Martin and AIN'T GOT NO JOB!!! I told Tall Midget Rafael Ortiz (who I affectionately called Raffie) to be grateful for the job he had because it was either that or his family could think of him as a complete failure every time their stomachs growled because there was no food in the house.

9. Now if I've said it once, I've said it 1000 times... I NEED PEOPLE TO WEAR THEIR SIZE!!! Ok. That is all.

I'm done with my rant for the day. Back to your regularly scheduled programs.